RT @MaryHChrist: In the middle east. Pregnant. On a donkey. FML

My friends are weird.

OH: "I'd rather a man just piss on the seat." — @brke

For his whole life, @eliduke thought "put the seat down" meant "put the lid down". What a dummy!

#wishyouwerehere

"I'm sexting, but in postcard form." — @bookis

"Go look photographery, @eliduke" @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bYhOH/

Paws crossed lovers. http://instagr.am/p/bYfrE/

Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. Chocolate almond milk for me.

Tripod setup by @eliduke. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bYXwt/

This new friend just walked up to us on the beach. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/bYViQ/

When me and @xithejuryx start a band together. Our first EP will be called "rides. love. regret."

With the hit single: "Firsts and lasts".

@n8duke @eliduke My demo tracks are:

1. Suffering
2. Worship
3. People
4. Licker

RT @hrrrthrrr: If I had a hook for a hand I'd prob say "hook a sistah up" a lot. But you'd have to deal w/ it because face it--I'd have ...

@n8duke @eliduke I have one more song called "Open Letter to the FBI". It's their best, IMO.

Listening to Well Fed and Rise Over Run.

I've been swimming in the ocean with my glasses on for a month now, no damage. @bookis throws one Triscuit at my face and scratches my lens.

RT @hgimenez: "I really love the new discover tab" - nobody

@bleything I am, in fact.

@eliduke Not the Room 101 I was looking for.

http://room101music.org
http://last.fm/music/Room+101

/cc @n8duke

Sometimes the start of a project is so exciting. Sometimes it's terrifying to the point of paralyzing.

I keep hearing about this dubstep thing. I don't understand. What is it?

2011-12-24. NBD. @ Love Hodel's Vacation Rental http://instagr.am/p/bSi7H/

"We're half awake in a fake empire" : http://youtu.be/MdoliLNRlHo

RT @ncguk: "We spent so long looking for the Higgs boson, and all the time it was in our hearts." -- Higgs Boson Christmas Special