@seanbonner it's a jam that is never not a jam.

@tara I learned how to ride a bike in The Ozarks whilst on summer vacation between 3rd and 4th grade.

RT @eliduke: According to Professor Poopypants, @veganstraightedge is Snotty ToiletBuns, @bookis is Lumpy PizzaChunks, and Blair is Lump ...

RT @eliduke: This is Safety Officer Shane! http://flic.kr/p/aZ3GcD /cc @veganstraightedge

@jlsuttles self titled right now.

It's a @newfoundglory kind of night.

Fucking terrible. German moshy hardcore.

http://youtu.be/B7-OD0XoMsw

/via @xithejuryx, of course.

@dylanegan "Mr. Hammond, the phones are working."

@dylanegan Hold onto your butts.

RT @jimcorreia: Best iOS 5 Game: Can you hit the Clear button in the Notification Center?

@janaboruta @dylanegan Hopefully also hiding the Twitters from dear old dad too.

@wycats Whoa. That's bizarre.

RT @hrrrthrrr: Snow! http://tmblr.co/Z_tWbyDcF0RQ

@kerrizor We are absolutely doing @cascadiaruby again. Stay tuned.

"Dear god! What have you done?" : http://youtu.be/4DbKCqqFPfg

Pie chart mess.
This is why we fight.

https://skitch.com/veganstraightedge/gueb5/pie-chart-mess

/cc @jbarnette

@kneath I support that. I'll sign up when you do.

@hrrrthrrr Good one.

OH: "A cold orange while in the shower… pure heaven." — @bookis

OH: "I have a hard time taking a shower with even remnants of food in my mouth." — @eliduke

@coxandrew @steveklabnik Work with people smarter than you on hard real problems.

"Remember when you gave me shit and I made lemonade out of it?"

@DareMachina I tried it in the beginning. It was kludgy. Maybe I should give it another shot.

I would pay for a "Twitter for iPhone Pro" even if it only removed the fucking #discover tab.

The sad part is we had to make it a house rule.

/cc @eliduke