"Best Twilight movie yet" is like "nicest slave owner ever".

@mojombo I write mine in first person too.

RT @xeni: "If I can't LOL I don't want to be in your revolution."

RT @DanielPinchbeck: The point of the intentional, organized, unconscionable police brutality against the Occupiers is to terrorize the ...

RT @undees: Wondered briefly why Rubinius uses that particular API for labels and gotos. Then fell asleep and in a dream, saw why it had ...

RT @Malarkey: “Requires a Facebook account” is like “Best viewed in Netscape 4.”

@jina DM me your phone number.

@indirect What's your lodging situation?

Apparently @civthedog thinks she's driving http://instagr.am/p/U3I2e/

@jina Roger that. See you at ~2pm.

@jina Fair deal. Where should I pick you all up?

@jina I do drive and have one of them cars. You want that I should get tickets in case it sells out?

@jina Steve Jobs: the lost interview at 2:45p. Down?

http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Films/films_frameset.asp?id=112547

RT @waxpancake: 1995: Federal jury finds pepper-spraying peaceful activists unconstitutional: http://www.nopepperspray.org/#victory 2011: http://t.co/qVR ...

@seanbonner You am right. A world without borders.

RT @seanbonner: Countries and "citizenship" is totally obsolete. We need to figure out global citizenship already. Amirite?

@jina Have you two had breakfast yet? Want to go get some?

I took it and so should you—The Survey for People Who Make Websites 2011! http://surveyapart.polldaddy.com/s/ala2011 via @alistapart

@indirect Big Island then Oahu. How long are you on Maui? Maybe I can pop over for a minute.

RT @mg: What?! http://twitter.com/mg/status/137777433091907584/photo/1

On a lark tonight I watched Atlas Shrugged. God it's fucking terrible.

@brke Small moves, Ellie.

@brke Oh yeah, and great job, Bullseye!

@brke That's how I used to bowl when I was in a league as a kid. I was off in the same way, so I adjusted where I stood and aimed.

@brke Maybe you should aim down and to the left of the target.