1. RT @tpdubs2: I may die. God love @mojombo for doing push-ups on stage to "Eye of the Tiger" at the start of his talk here in Uruguay.

    RT @dudeonabike: Bicycle burglary ring busted in W.LA. Have you had bike/parts stolen? Contact LAPD's W.LA division burglary detectives ...

    RT @hrrrthrrr: Trying to get people to say today's date in Spanish (once once once) so that I can make a joke about hittin' the club.