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@headius JOKES!

@headius Be sure to mention `fork` OR ELSE! ;)

RT @headius: I'm doing a post on thread safety in Ruby. Email your questions and tips to headius@headius.com, plz RT kthxbye!

@Inb4daPop Yes, you are.

@zefrank What are two things that never go off road?

4S that I preordered got shipped to my Seattle address from 3 years ago thanks to AT&T changing my shipping address on my Apple.com order.

HOLY COW, BATMAN! Black Star is playing in San Francisco next month : http://ticketmaster.com/event/1C004744D2B16251

RT @rubinius: Submitting your first patch to Rubinius by @avivby : http://codelord.net/submitting

@Fab I use "veganstraigthedge" everywhere on the web. I don't use services that truncate it. That's 17 characters.

@fab Your super short usernames are unacceptable. Why so tiny?

https://skitch.com/veganstraightedge/gy53x/fab.com-shoooort-usernames

RT @_ruby_io: "Ruby Concurrency and You" by @evanphx http://j.mp/qpcAJp

RT @drnic: Concurrency vs Parallelism http://ey.io/pGF0ku

RT @al3x: OH: "Did you say 'muggles' in the scrum call?" "I think so yeah."

RT @NathanFillion: As a self deprecating, non-sexist alternative to "That's what she said." try: "...in my mouth."

RT @Pinboard: dennis ritchie is gone but the memory we've allocated to him will live on forever

Who has a spare @dribbble invite? I have a friend that needs one.

RT @dhh: Apple is so bad ass. Their new phone is out today and the homepage is still a homage to Steve Jobs. No links to the iPhone 4S # ...

Would that what it were.

RT @engineyard: Ruby, Concurrency, and You http://ey.io/pGF0ku from @evanphx

RT @rubinius: Our boy @evanphx wrote a blog post on the @engineyard blog – "Ruby, Concurrency, and You" : http://www.engineyard.com/blog/2011/ruby-concurrency-and-you

I own darntooting.com. It expires on 10/24. Does anyone want to take it over? For free, of course.

RT @kellyoxford: If the majority of your followers are idiots and you like wine, you're probably more like Jesus than you think.

RT @tara: #hot

RT @drnic: Miss @defunkt's hurl.it? (curl in a browser) I threw up a copy at http://hurl.engineyard.com/