@maxwellsalz @banksimple +1

RT @maxwellsalz: dear @banksimple, please save me. every time I do anything concerning @bankofamerica, I want to give myself a lobotomy ...

Watching @evanphx and @johnbender adjust the height on an Ikea desk is like watching an Abbott and Costello act.

OH: "I was using Redis before it was cool."

@BenWard I have a secret message to send you. Can you follow me for a minute to enable DMs, please?

@tenderlove Your pull has been requested, good sir! Pip pip! Cheerio!

@brke Hippie.

@brke I think there was a black one at one point.

Command Z necklace. http://t.co/KzxAZMF

How many cloud / PaaS thingies are written in the language that they're meant to deploy?

@gwoo Likewise. Aside from me and @evanphx, the illustrious @johnbender (of @jquerymobile at Adobe) co-works over here during the week.

@wycats @drnic @carllerche I'll trade you some @rubinius shirts for them.

@gwoo Hi. @evanphx and I are both @engineyard folks. We work in Hollywood and work out of my @farmhouse. You're welcome to come by anytime.

http://kitestack.com/taskbadges

/via Ryan "I don't use Twitter" Davis

Hey @pear, why isn't http://pear2.php.net the default pear site?

OH: "Good grief. This wifi is gonna drive me to drink."

Please up vote the #sxsw panel that I'm on with @t, @erinjo and @willnorris : http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/ideas/view/12752

@marek4130 You're welcome! Enjoy.

OH: "I'm the one that's allergic to shellfish. Trina's the one that's allergic to work."

@hrrrthrrr Yup. Yup.

This is why we rehearse before hand.

OH: "I hope you're prepared to get your feel copped."

@hrrrthrrr The @farmhouse is currently minus one you.

@tonyxprice Totes stoked.

@tonyxprice That's my friend @evanphx's mom. She's actually a writer and is doing really well on the Amazons right now. No hacking happened.