@bookis It's an illusion, Michael. Illusion!

One of the famous "Detector Cats" from the Cold War. http://flic.kr/p/abVi8y

/via @brke

Hollywood http://flic.kr/p/ac9A6Y

At least it's Friday.

I just spent 5 hours making a slide deck with 72 slides for a 5 minute lightning talk at @laruby tomorrow night. It's a new talk. Excited.

@hrrrthrrr At the @farmhouse, making a lightning talk slide deck for @laruby tomorrow night, listening to Hop Along. Wish I could teleport.

Giving is living.

I made an amazing sandwich for lunch like I used to make all the time last year http://flic.kr/p/abWnUq

A "6 figure salary" is half of a "12 figure salary", right?

@johnbender Good thing I stayed. Otherwise this day of no pants would've never happened. I mean, if you think about it.

It's 5pm and I just put pants on.

"What's a monad?"
"… It's a stupid thing. Leave it at that."

Uh oh! @evanphx is explaining Haskell and monads to @ajsharp at the @farmhouse.

"Have you ever heard of Amway?"

Dir.globbing!

@johnbender Cram it. You're not the boss of me!

@drnic is.

RT @dbrady: "Whiteboards are Turing Complete."

@mzatkoff The phones are working, Dr Hammond.

@philipcortes Ok. I'll let you know if I hear of anyone interested.

@philipcortes Is remote worker ok?

RT @timcraft: Thought of the day: if your API is built using #rest and hypermedia, you get an "API Explorer" for free. We usually call t ...

@philipcortes I'm very happily employed doing my dream job. What are you looking for? I might know someone else.

@bleything I can be your personal stuff reduction life coach.

@bleything Good job, Ben. I'm proud of you.

@ruxii What's your email address?