For some reason, this bright young rap artist's career never seemed to get off the ground : http://youtu.be/6MUVNuD3MiU

Chair dancing famous dances : http://youtu.be/TOrfPlH5nCk

All you need is a chair and two paper plates!

Here's @zefrank laughing, so you don't have to : http://youtu.be/HwjGC3zBP6Y

@zefrank :(

@anninelson poop

<iframes> inside of <iframes> is like babies making babies.

...if you keep tearing out the sutures.

@aspleenic @wayneeseguin That's actually my new job. Sorry. Position filled. ;)

Listening to Cold War Kids' record "Mine is Yours" will forever be attached to the memories of seeing them in a backyard. Pretty magical.

@fishermanchips No. Totally unrelated.

Colour and the Shape. Again.

Anyone know Dave Grohl or the Foo Fighters phone number or email address? I am serious.

@zefrank star.me won't let me use my normal username "veganstraightedge", only "veganstraighted". Please raise the character limit on that.

Thanks to @engineyard for doing a @Farmhouse Conf ticket giveaway contest. Get in on it to win a free ticket.

RT @engineyard: Got our hands on another @Farmhouse Conf tic. May 7. Hollywood. Be there. RT to enter. http://ey.io/lgEHeO Winner TBA Fr ...

@topfunky rm -rf ?

I just found @tenderlove's new favorite thing : http://t.co/mhb8Bsh

@sarahmei Yes! SIgn me up that monthly newsletter.

Multiple Twitter accounts is hard. Let's go shopping!

@mattly @mike2600 Would someone please think of the bankers!

RT @Mike2600: Revok in jail with $320,000 bail for graffiti. BP still at large for vandalizing the Gulf of Mexico. http://bit.ly/ecJ9ER

RT @seanbonner: Should Americans who are excited about the Royal Wedding be arrested for terrorism? Remember there was that revolution t ...

@tikaro @r38y can we talk in private? veganstraightedge@gmail.com

RT @jina: I put on my cape and wizard hat…

RT @InfoQ: Rubinius Comes To EngineYard's AppCloud, Work on 1.9 and GIL Removal Continues http://bit.ly/knzd6n

@msacks might I suggest getting erlang.la for your website.