@slackhq Thank you.

@stewart @SlackHQ Who can I contact about a possible event sponsorship?

@moz Thank you much. :D

Do you or your company want to sponsor my next wild adventure for $1000 or $5000?

http://blueribbongleeclub.com/sponsor

@Moz Who is the person to contact about a potential sponsorship for an event?

@plain_lo o_O

RT @stewart: This headline was a bit of silver lining on an otherwise hard day: "Flak for Slack chaps in yak app hack flap" 👏👏👏 http://t.co…

@sailorhg Great!

@sailorhg Do you know that @ashedryden is always looking for sketch notes drawers for @AlterConf?

RT @VancityReynolds: With great power, comes great irresponsibility. #deadpool #officialsuit @deadpoolmovie http://t.co/MPM89bYz1B

OH: “I told you, Shane. I've already changed the channel.”

— TWC tech support

My upload speed is *faster* than my download speed. o_O

OH: “The modem is your source to the internet.”

Thank you TWC tech support.

RT @xeni: Ahem: Here's @TSA's stupid, secret list of clueless clues that you are obviously a terrorist http://boingboing.net/2015/03/27/heres-the-tsas-stupid-sec.html http://t.co/r…

@_zzak maybe start composting instead.

@puffins Are we gonna hang out?

It's like a warm summer night in Hollywood right now.

@brentsimmons Thanks. Incoming.

@brentsimmons Are you brent@inessential.com? I wanna ask you about a thing offline.

The Four Rs:

- reduce
- recycle
- reuse
- Rihanna

@BandSChevron ~5 minutes

RT @Pinboard: God, grant me the serenity to not just stab everything all the time

Finally! A Real Housewives that I’d watch.

The Real Housewives of Westeros

https://youtu.be/UwsHCzI1nV4

RT @DerickjThompson: I mean... What could go wrong? http://t.co/hOySgUucWi

RT @benwerd: Outsourcing your core business to Facebook is so obviously suicidal it's unreal.