1. "Based loaded. 2 outs. Bottom of the ninth. Griffey jr is up. Fuck yes." Sent to the wrong account at 10:14 PM May 22nd. Here for posterity.

    I just spent a hour writing HTML by hand (pen/paper) teaching Crystal the beginnings of web design. Hand written markup == mondo bizzaro.

    I was awoken to a bottle of Mango Tango and a Crystal jumping on my bed. Fair trade. Now, brunch at squid and ink with her and @tjnelsonjr.

    The game hasn't even started and they're already playing the Zombie Nation techno jock jam. It's like moshing to the cd in your bedroom.