Dammit. I just lost the game.

@steveklabnik Afraid not.

This is the web in 2015.

“Do not close this window.
This may take several minutes.”

@veganstraightedge That's a sleeping cat.

|LIVE NOW| This is just a test. #meerkat http://mrk.tv/1C6LN8H

@onthejumbotron Totally. Makes sense.

Are there usernames?

RT @A_single_bear: I would like some more friends.

@ashedryden Are you trying to destroy the sanctity of marriage!?

@onthejumbotron Truly riveting stuff. 😉

OH: You should add a "blocked by astrology" tag.

RT @coketweet: I hate that the Ferguson Police Chief is getting severance pay when honor demands that he should perform ritual suicide by d…

Colbert on Mindy is pretty perfect.

If you have any interest visiting The @Farmhouse before it's gone, come by in the next couple months.

The @Farmhouse has officially been sold.

I have to be out by June 15.

@gesa “I only get paid in Adamantium.”

@kylewm2 Learn some Ruby/Rails and join me/@bookis in building @HomesteadingIO?

@BenBE1987 Ah duh. It was right there in front of me. And I missed it.

@onthejumbotron Sorry for lateness! :/

@ashedryden Ugh. The actual worst.

@tenderlove Will you dress as a football coach?

Any LA ladies wanna play dodgeball tonight at 9p? We need one sub.

/cc @OnTheJumbotron

> say "psst"

Sleater-Kinney
In Washington, D.C.
2015-02-23

http://www.npr.org/event/music/388196234/live-tuesday-sleater-kinney-in-concert

@Sleater_Kinney I’ll offer as many avocados as you want from my 112 year old tree in trade for y'all playing “By The Time You're 25” in LA.

Know of any remote front-end/javascript gigs?

Asking for a friend.*

* No, really. It's not for me. I know fuck all about Javascript.