Looks like shoplifters are fighting back at Wal-Mart : http://tinyurl.com/66kpka Context : http://bit.ly/walmart_kills

"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" is really such a jam.

@n8duke what's so "HA!"? I'm serious. I saved that dog's life by throwing my dinner at a car window. Is that so hard to believe?

Dear Arianna Huffington, yes 'blog' is a verb. And yes it's a noun too. But you don't write a blog everyday. You write a 'post' everyday.

Just stopped an SUV from hitting a pit bull by throwing my dinner at her windshield. Then I missed my bus.

To be clear the 50k comics are not to keep. They are to sell. I bought The Dreaming's entire back issue collection. 3000 or so are great.

Tonight I bought ~50,000 comic books tonight. No seriously. Not "like 50,000" to mean 27. Like ACTUALLY 50,000. ~100 long boxes. Stoooooked!

@brentsimmons Seattle has a great ruby community and apple throwing serious weight behind macruby.

that @meowrey is pretty freaking hilarious : https://twitter.com/meowrey/status/1036566957

Sometimes a nose hair just has to be pulled out regardless of how tear inducing it is.

Venetians seem to treat a flood the way Chicagoans treat a blizzard : http://bit.ly/T5dd

Beyonce lyrics from Toy Story: ♫ What I deserve is a man that makes me, then takes me and delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond ♫

@rands Geos Paint on the Commodore 64c

@simplebits penne is the best pasta.

@worstdukeever new pink bike == the hottness

@arielwaldman is Price Is Right rules? I.E. The closest without going over or closest in either direction? My guess is 473.

@kateburge the apple rule : if it's got "delicious" in the name, it is emphatically not.

@kateburge 3 favorites : fuji. honey crisp. cameo.

@amyhoy illustrator's gradients?

@letsfreckle a couple accesskeys would be awesome for the keyboard navigation. For opening the QE box & reports, for example.

@letsfreckle Also, I ♥ that you can & did explain how to use the app w/ gritty details in 1 short page : http://letsfreckle.com/quick-start/

@letsfreckle Awesome using WordPress for your brochure/static site. Good work.

Dude transports 20 bricks on his head : http://tinyurl.com/5kdofe

New The Resistance Army home page : http://theresistancearmy.com - Aggregates me, @bookis, @elisfanclub & @tra_shirts blogs and tweets.

I'll admit, I never really got into pownce. b/c i use other sites that focus on one thing each. but still sad to see it go.