I HATE when the bus pulls off when I'm running up next to it. Ten feet away. You know you saw me bussy mcdriver dude. Cmon!

@tenderlove girl, I'm the bootleg queeeen.

Last night I got a txt that said "if I was on twitter, I'd post..." you know what? You could be on twitter. It's free even.

fail http://followcost.com/veganstraightedge http://www.scrnshots.com/users/veganstraightedge/screenshots/77818 i do too exist!

I just wrote a nested ternary.

dog saves kittens from house fire. lives to tell the tail http://tinyurl.com/54powj

Double fisting MacBook Pros right now.

@n8duke http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1031299/ the sidekick's dancing is the best.

So let's put the past behind us and focus on what's next.

And I snoozed for an hour. I am not good with alarms.

Emily's first day at new job was today and I set her alarm to 5:45 PM by mistake. Ass!

@tonyxprice tony. what are you doing watching that garbage? i thought we talked about this.

@tjnelsonjr dude. nineteen ninety two called and they want their sunglasses back.

@timbray any standard cocoa app on os x has bash/emacs kybd shortcuts all over the place. Safari, TextEdit, Mail, et al. cntl y/k. no cntl w

@bookis re: tree house community. pictures or it didn't happen.

@elisfanclub and no it's not the Star of Earendil

@elisfanclub did you ever find the surprise that i put in your backpack side pocket? it's to help your find your way in the dark times.

I am Jack's total lack of surprise.

Against Me! was pretty awesome. The crowd was pretty not. Got called a fag. Saw 3 fights. Loads of asshole dancing.

The problem with sound guys is that they do this every night. So their ears are shot. So they just turn it up to 11.

My favourite part of shitty bands is when they say "this is our last song". Oh thank you!

Feeds read. Inbox zero. Finished comic. Two shitty bands to go before against me. God help me. (I still don't believe in god, just saying)

Yes. I bring comics to shows. Yes. I'm ok with that.

@bookis tell carrie that my eyes told me that they're here.

Oh! I'm reading Scott Pilgrim at the bar. It's awesome and nerdy.