I just bribed my way into the near front of the heroes panel line which was the about twice the length of the convention center.

Fireworks going off from convention center. Don't know why.

Swimming at the Marriot with erica and her friends.

"Playing laura bush is just like playing a porn star. Just with different hair." -Elizabeth Banks

Kevin Smith's next movie after zach & miri, then red state will be set in space.

I've heard "shut your mouth or I'll fuck it" a least a dozen times in the kevin smith panel.

Up next: another hour of kevin smith

There will be an ultimate watchmen DVD combining the watchmen movie and animated pirate story woven together.

Words. String them together. Form sentences. Try it sometime.

Frank Miller just told Zack Snyder that he can make The (real) Dark Knight movie whenever he wants. Wow!

"sometimes you're just tracking how much penis you can show on screen and not clear out a room" -judd apatow (kevin smith agreeingly nod ...

"sometimes you're just tracking how much penis you can show on screen and not clear out a room" -judd apatow (kevin smith agreeingly nod ...

Kevin Smith's first answer was a dick joke. Of course.

Zack Snyder, Kevin Smith, Frank Miller and Judd Apatow. All on one panel.

Eating lunch with erica and @evanphx.

In watchmen panel so far batman, the joker and rorschack have asked questions.

In Watchmen panel now. It's like constant nerdgasm in here.

Free bagels from hotel brekky for the win.

The line for watchmen in hall h is really hauling ass

Mom and dad are still in bed. So I'm heading to con.

By the way, the plural of 'medium' is 'media' not 'mediums'

Waiting at sushi place for derek hunter and ryan ottley for dinner.

Day 1 of comiccon: got dino sketches, walked around a lot, bought some software, saw con friends. Sore sore feet. It's hard being a nerd.

I'm awake but @evanphx and @aphoenix aren't yet. I feel like a little kid on Xmas morning with parents still asleep. I just wanna open gifts

OH: "remnants of nonsense"