Lazy twitter request: I honestly have know idea why the terror threat level is orange at the airport. Will someone tell me what happene ...

These self check-ins aren't her self.

Five years ago today the great epochal war began. Five years later people still don't get it.

I had to wake up to an alarm for the first time on a month. It sucked. I fly home today.

I love how in hawaii there aren't front doors at a lot of places, like hotel lobbies.

Eating an acai fruit bowl at a cafe that's owned by the guy who "owns" the dog from Lost. Its yummy.

What is the name of the dog on Lost?

Last full day in Hawaii. I fly all day tomorrow. Today is more beach time and trying to kill my food.

Met another Seattle-ite, Rachel, at the hostel. At her suggestion watched the Jimmy Kimmel response to "I'm fucking Matt Damon". Goddamn ...

@jbarnette From kiwi or aussie?

Huey Lewis, some news an X beer pong X. Hawaiin vacation 2k8!

Talked with some Crust As Fuck Existence punx for a half hour. Oh... the punks, we hardly knew ye. Srsly. I don't even know where to start.

Phil Collins playing in the food store makes me think of ruby code that doesn't work. Thanks to Aaron Patterson.

@steffROCK That is hilarious.

Reading book III; The Amber Spyglass. Pretty great so far. Oh yeah, I'm in Hawaii.

@jbarnette hardy har har.

Laying in a huge hammock waiting for Emily's airport shuttle to arrive. I don't have any plans for the day, so I guess I'll go to the beach.

Tofu scramble does not a vegan omelette make.

Trying to sleep but the rooster noises of the north shore has been replaced by tourists and their stupid loud everything.

Made a sand castle with Emily. Got rained on. Walked way too far for a book. Eating french fries for dinner. Emily leaves tomorrow morning.

Was reminded that Mr Goodburger (vegan burger joint) had its pilot location in Honolulu (4 miles from me) only to learn it no longer exists.

Going to the beach. It's a rough life I live.

Eating vegan in Waikiki is inconvenient. Everything (peanut sauce, I'm looking your way) has fish sauce in it. Not tofu nuggets, though.

On top of Diamond Head Crater. Elevation: 760 ft. Emily did a killer handstand on the top of the top most roof in gnarly wind. Pictures ...

Checking outta the north shore hostel. Taking free shuttle across Oahu to Waikiki for a day of touristy good times. No putt putt though. ...