The problem isn't “humans” / “humanity”.

The problem is (and has been for ~10,000 years) “civilized humans” / “civilization”.

RT @flashboy: never clicking on a proper bloomberg link again, 404 page is too good http://www.bloomberg.com/404

Rear Admiral Grace Hopper

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-queen-of-code/

She woke up like this. #rooftopthecat @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/yaGfsXMnuA/

@plain_lo And you do this voluntarily. You confound me. 😜

@lindseybieda @gesa Bummer.

@gesa @abbatees @seawolff Sure!

@gesa Yeah? :(

Who wants to get this Game of Thrones board game and play it with me and some folks?

http://boingboing.net/2015/01/27/game-of-thrones-the-board-gam.html

Today in #acab:

Cop brutalizes disabled woman who is filming cops then steal her video camera.

http://boingboing.net/2015/01/27/ohio-cop-gets-criminal-charges.html

Somedays I think my body is just a machine to transform *anything* into endless snot.

#rooftopthecat was trying to figure this banana.

(Soundtrack: Remainder) @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/yXxXlQMnoH/

@evanphx @tenderlove Peak Pokeball

RT @A_single_bear: I ate some snow. It tasted like dirt and very cold water. I liked it. I am a bear.

RT @ullconf: And we’re live:

http://2015.ull.ie/site/tickets

Úll tickets are now on general sale.

Shift-refresh!

RT @ashedryden: Los Angeles: I’m looking for a host for @alterconf in March. ~125 people, accessible building, on public transit lines. alt…

Jason: this song is about when Kori got a kidney stone.
Kori: no, it's about hurricane Katrina.

Both thought the other was off by 10 years.

(Sideways) matesofstate @ Bootleg Theater http://instagram.com/p/yWLyKyMnnN/

“Free to good home: a bicycle-powered star destroyer” in Portland, Oregon. Of course.

http://bikeportland.org/2015/01/26/free-good-home-bicycle-powered-star-destroyer-131401

@evanphx I mean, you can do that now.

@evanphx I was thinking maybe just set it on fire?

@jessethorn It's like The Day After Tomorrow.

@tenderlove Pun idea:
scarves/sweaters + ruby (or some language + multi-threaded.

And, go!

Apparently, I left my car windows and sun roof open yesterday and now I have a car full of rain.

Hakuna Matata?

RT @tenderlove: I heard that next week Computer Science Professor Bilbo Baggins will be teaching about parsers and J.R.R. Tolkienizers.