2015 motto: Ship.

RT @YourAnonNews: NYPD asked NYC to help find man who CHOKED MTA worker- it was a Cop http://gothamist.com/2015/01/01/cop_turned_himself_in_for_allegedly.php http://t.co/VjZc7F4gLB

LA is like:

1. MIDNIGHT!
2. FIREWORKS!
3. SIRENS!

#rooftopthecat put herself on timeout in the corner. Because cats. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/xSoawasnlo/

@judsonlester how do bandits make out while wearing those bandana masks?

I give my neighbor avocados from my tree and he gives me cherimoyas from his tree. It's pretty sweet.… http://instagram.com/p/xSnvjWsnjz/

When ice on river starts breaking…

http://youtu.be/ezcgPAptbIk

/via @xkcd

@gruber If you create a filename on OS X with "/" in it, it turns them ":" in the posix filename.

Finder: new folder "1/2"
ls -la => "1:2"

Naming variables IS part of your documentation.

@jayzombie Can you follow me for a DM, please?

“Mail Kimp Remix” by kpffkl is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_9fyu4rz

RT @LAScanner: WE CANNOT HAVE SNOW AND EARTHQUAKES ON THE SAME DAY! I WON'T STAND FOR THAT SHIT.

“Hold your horses, tiger” is a funny image.

My 2014 year in review, Instagram edition. http://instagram.com/p/xPrZqksnmA/

@kneath @jbarnette That'll do.

People are the hard part.

“Hilarious kid completely owns WGN`s Friday Forecaster segment”

http://youtu.be/F2JKZ4zlxkg

They're, like you know, actual fascists.

http://boingboing.net/2014/12/29/newly-elected-gop-house-majori.html

Cow chews on dog's ear.

http://youtu.be/J808trZ_4KE

@t Your "<article>" isn't escaped in your Atom feed and therefore doesn't display in Reeder.app.

Gratipay is shit show.

https://github.com/gratipay/inside.gratipay.com/issues/118

@coketweet @citizen__b @chelsea_fagan There's a unicode character that looks a lot like that.

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#Dream: I had no prior knowledge that I'd be cat or dogsitting for this menagerie. And there was a bowl of sliced bananas next to the note.

#Dream: 4 cats in the house sharing #rooftopthecat's food bowl. Dog laying under table. Note from @hellodukesy saying thanks for dogsitting.

@DrPraegers are the buns vegan?