1. RT @inrgbwetrust: Vegetarians: please share your favorite recipes w/ me!
    Omnivores who don’t cook because raw meat is icky: eat ten shits a…

    RT @sabokitty: Do not talk to police. Do not talk to police. Do not talk to police. Do not talk to police. Do not talk to police. Do not ta…

    “Kissing is important—it’s the gateway drug to sex—which is why I’m always amazed that some adults can be so bad at it.”

    — @Slutever

    RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Human beings will be happier, not when they cure cancer or get to Mars, but when they find ways to inhabit primitive com…

    “OMIGOD you have stretched ears? I have stretched ears. Let's talk about our stretched ears. They smell. Mine ripped. I was 3 sizes bigger.”