RT @dateedge: Are you vegan straightedge?
This is the shirt for you.

http://teespring.com/veganstraightedge

I'm a big fan of this method.

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Real fucking classy.

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@coketweet What'd milk do this time?

TWC now called me (automated) to tell me there was a service failure that might've caused my problem.

But no one knew anything about that.

@seanbonner Probably.

It's stupid how long bank to bank transfers take.

@evanphx Yep. Catch up and we'll chat.

@evanphx Fuck yes.

@evanphx Right!?

A Marvel Civil War movie makes a lot less sense when the known list of powered beings is like 20 or so.

Oops. I got my arrows flipped.

275↓/20↑ is my current speed.

@powerllama You're absolutely right. All of my arrows are the wrong directions.

Now I'm magically getting 275↑/20↓. Because, you know, reasons.

TSA. Still completely terrible.

http://reason.com/blog/2014/10/29/tsa-confiscares-raygun-belt-buckle-becau

My internet used to be 100↑/20↓.
Lately it's been 40↑/20↓.

Called TWC.
30 minutes later, it's 13↑/20↓.
FML.

#Dream: A small Totoro crawled under the blanket and cuddled my feet while Kathleen Hanna lectured about The Julie Ruin and riot grrrl.

“Unearthing Jill Reiter’s Lost Riot Grrrl Film”

http://www.vice.com/read/jill-reiters-lost-riot-grrrl-films-232

The catholic church is and has been on the wrong side of history for as long as it's existed.

For like ever, the catholic church has opposed:

- birth control
- contraception
- abortion
- divorce
- homosexuality
- evolution
- sex ed

You don't get to pick and choose from the catholic church doctrine and dogma. This isn't cafeteria lunch.

It's all or nothing.

Catholics who in 2014 are still buying this shit sandwich from their church can also go fuck off.

The catholic church, this pope and all past/future popes, can go fuck off.

So, either 265 popes got the message from god wrong about evolution (and you know, everything) or god changed the story to the this pope.