@mindykaling Finally started watching. Binge watched all of season 1 today. ZOMIGOD! So good. Keep ‘em coming.

Dear friends who know my taste in TV show,

Why did no one tell me how fucking good The Mindy Project is?

You're all on notice.
Sb

“A rationale so moronic it defies belief...” ♫

“Life's a party.
Rock your body.”

@OaklandElle SMB3 is never a bad idea.

@OnTheJumbotron 🐰

RT @MarkAgee: FYI: More Americans have shot Suge Knight than have contracted Ebola. http://t.co/HTgTCN6yTl

@jessicard OOOOH. I take it all back then.

@heyimjacooob You're an amazing human for making this.

Dear @jessicard,

You've done a lot of great things in your life, but none nearly as great as this!

https://boo.photos

@steveklabnik ZOMIGODWHAT!?

I voted for #boo dog.
You should too.

http://www.fastcompany.com/3037230/pet-week/vote-for-americans-next-top-office-dog#dog114

@bradyhunch @jessicard SO strange.

@tara RIGHT!?

”I was like ‘I know this guy who can eat a whole grape’ and they were like ‘B.S.’. But you could, right!?”

http://youtu.be/QYZLy5uC5uc

”Want to know the truth about shrimps? They're the *idiots* of the sea. One time I saw a shrimp just swim right into a rock.”

— Marcel

Today in #acab:

NYPD doesn't know subway performance law. Performer does. Cop arrests him all the same. Fuck cops.

http://youtu.be/PEBZReXChoA

RT @moscaddie: tell a man he's bossy or shrill today

@uhhhalexvx thanks!

“Powered by The Vegan Straightedge” are for sale again.

http://teespring.com/veganstraightedge http://instagram.com/p/uXHsAUMnvD/

@mitchellh Womp. Womp.

“It's like all the weirdness of the universe packed into one lock.”

http://youtu.be/1ey2SFHbZV8

“The King of Halloween” by RUN DMC vs Danny Elfman (by dj BC) is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_94c1twv

@evanphx I think it's a fad. The Colts should trade him away while they still can.

@_zzak @steveklabnik yeah, fuck box springs!

An Einstein and an @mofo37. @ Griffith Observatory http://instagram.com/p/uU46vpMnuO/