Getting crunk with heartshapedsky. @ Sweet Hereafter http://instagram.com/p/soXqnisnor/
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Simba. On a log. @ The Jerk Store http://instagram.com/p/soQ0m6Mnrn/
In reply to:@ejgreenberg I'd be friends with that person.
In reply to:@sammichfelge GOODBYE FOREVER! 😉
Therefore to look your best, always dress as if it's a bright Halloween.
Tinder lessons:
Everyone looks better in sunglasses.
Everyone looks better in Halloween costumes.In reply to:@sammichfelge See the part of my username that say “straightedge”? That means I don't drink. 😉
In reply to:@sammichfelge work.
In reply to:@sammichfelge I'm in Bend during the week.
In reply to:@sammichfelge Do you want to eat some food right now? I'm in NE.
PDX, I am in you this weekend and next.
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
@gruber @chockenberry 30 pin at PDX. http://t.co/jN3RMNWTLZ
RT @A_single_bear: I have no idea where I am supposed to go when it is time for me to die. Maybe I will climb a tree. What an unpleasant th…
RT @A_single_bear: I ate a pinecone therefore I am a bear. Actually, anyone can eat a pinecone. It is not food exclusive to bears. I recomm…
Blocked on all the things.
Fuck this guy. http://instagram.com/p/snwlZYMniz/
BUR ✈️ PDX. @ Burbank Bob Hope Airport (BUR) http://instagram.com/p/sniVnBMnqc/
Today in #acab:
“Mom Arrested for ‘Blocking Sidewalk’ While Waiting for Family to Use Bathroom”
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20140902/midtown/mom-arrested-for-blocking-sidewalk-while-waiting-for-family-use-bathroom
I'm at BURbank airport. Mostly for the sweet tunes.
In reply to:@joycemanor Inflation.
RT @ariscott: For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.
RT @everycolorbot: 0x4b75a8 http://t.co/lUggAQKNQG
Chicken and waffles and biscuit and gravy. @ Flore Vegan http://instagram.com/p/snWt50snjI/
Pre-brunch smoothies. @ Flore Vegan http://instagram.com/p/snVADTsngE/
RT @everycolorbot: 0x52dd6a http://t.co/v4qUpfraoz