@_psychokinetic_ Twitter is asymmetrical. The only reason @shanley or anyone else is in your feed is because you choose to have them there.

@_psychokinetic_ The unfollow button is right there.

RT @beep: “Why is food under bell?”
“Sorry, what?”
“Why is food under bell—”
“…what?”
“—but animals are under flower?”
“…_what_.”
“…emojis.…

When are people gonna start killing poachers?

RT @AnimaILife: An elephant is killed by poachers every 15 minutes, meaning there will be no elephants left in 12 years. http://t.co/neUgIr…

“Feel Me Flow” by Naughty by Nature might just be my favorite rap song of all time. Srsly.

RT @Pinboard: People who call me negative are overlooking the fact that I agree with ten of the eleven digits in Snapchat’s valuation

Trigger warning.

Remember "Countdown to Putsch"?

#lazyweb: What's the Rails answer to versioning database fields these days?

Way back it was ActsAsVersioned.

Anyone in LA looking for part time bike messenger work? My friend Iggy is looking.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/fbh/4638129612.html

@jlsuttles how about a cooking class?

“Ferguson Cop Hog Tied And Assaulted 12 Year Old Boy, Suit Alleges”

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/08/25/ferguson-cop-hog-tied-and-assaulted-12-year-old-boy-suit-alleges

#acab

“It was like a jungle, a prison, a funeral, a factory, a choir, a zoo, a riot and a celebration all at once.”

“They were never gods. They were just like everything else, food for something else.”

@RonenV and Game Genies.

I just re-read this short short of mine and I'm still really happy with (couple typos aside).

http://sbb.me/b4PF1

@mitchellh same.

In which @eliduke plays @Fanndeezy's #mainecoon like a theremin. Kinda.

http://instagram.com/p/sJePclrk6m

It surprises me that Ingrid Newkirk of peta wrote an endorsement for Rage and Reason. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/sJZcQUMngt/

“With their nine-inch nails. And little fascist panties tucked inside the heart of every nice girl.” ♫

RT @n8duke: .@veganstraightedge Marvel Height Guide. http://images.halloweencostumes.com/infographics/Marvel-Heroes-Height-Comparison-Chart.jpg

@gesa @jessicard I believe it.

@gesa got it.

@gesa wanna?

@gesa huh?