Round two. Best chicken and waffles evar. @ Crossroads Kitchen http://instagram.com/p/rP0E6tMnkg/

I was tired.
Then I laid down in bed.

RT @IAmHellsBells: Do you want to see a dog that looks like Harrison Ford? Of course you do, it's the internet. http://t.co/dB4XpRRRuR

RT @LAScanner: This rain is probably good for that huge hole on Sunset Blvd.

“Ooh Child” by The Five Stairsteps is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_8qez5w4

“I am Groot.”

@tonx I'm down for whatever. I yield the floor to the distinguished gentleman from [wherever you're from].

RT @mollycrabapple: For those asking why I don't like cops "Naked Brooklyn woman dragged from apartment by NYPD, toddler pepper sprayed" ht…

Today in #acab.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/nypd-officers-drag-naked-brooklyn-woman-apartment-video-article-1.1889292

@tonx I haven't seen it yet. Wanna go tonight? Maybe at The Vista?

@terryhope I always used dental floss. More durable. Lasts longer.

I meant car, but cat is way more funnier.

This man has been washing his cat for three hours.

“Calling Hours” by Bane is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_8qbdj2q

Friends were good and distracting. But eventually the night is quiet and my brain is not.

@ryleebreen Truer words.

@searls @evanphx with friends like these.

If I drank, I'd be very drunk today.

This year has been stupid.

Bank teller just tried to upsell me some renters insurance after I made a withdraw.

You should install the Signal app on your phone.

https://whispersystems.org/blog/signal

@bleything That's why I quit. Let's go shopping!

@chrismessina fucking hell

@chrismessina People are really trying to ™ a #hashtag?

There is a robot hitchhiking in Canada. @hitchBOT

http://www.hitchbot.me