OH: "I don't expect everyone to be OPS ninjas, but it's called DEV OPS. The marriage of the two."

@anomalily I'm allergic too.

@anomalily Be a rotating cat sitter for people when they travel. I'm sure you could line up a roster.

@anomalily But srsly. Don't get a pet. Just be someone's cool aunt.

@anomalily Just leave the window in your barn open. A cat will start sleeping in there. Then your house.

That's how #rooftopthecat did it.

@anomalily False. Cat has you.

@anomalily Can't stop. Won't stop.

Correct answer: it's always naptime. #rooftopthecat @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/q4zZmvsnnS/

@bleything hush your face

RT @will_potter: Border Patrol agents hold Iowa Boy Scouts at gunpoint for taking a picture of them http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/22/border-patrol-agents-hold-iowa-boy-scouts-at-gunpoint-for-taking-a-picture-of-them/

@markaudacity What's a Zuuuuuuune?

#rooftopthecat was sleeping ON my headphones, then woke up, put the cord IN her mouth, then back to… http://instagram.com/p/q4tzKDsnuI/

@jessicard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkxSU__Bi3w

Thanks for showing me about her.

The new new living room setup. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/q4r93nMnrE/

“Crazy (Gnarls Barkley cover)” by Daniela Andrade is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_8ow89h7

RT @KeithOlbermann: .@aligreeneyes Right. The unconscious beaten wife is no evidence of there being a wife-beater. Let me summarize: Go Eff…

Is it naptime yet?

@Mouse_ebooks How can I change the date on a happening? It's off by one day.

http://www.crushee.com/happenings/139/edit

By show of hands, who did someone else's homework for them in middle/high school?

If so, what did you get paid?

@sammichfelge Well. I do love baseball.

@scott_gruber @grantland33 Right? So good.

@drbrain Same.

@drbrain And then the bros completely coopted it.

Glenn Burke of the 1977 LA Dodgers invented The High Five.

He was also gay.
He was traded away because he was gay.

http://grantland.com/features/30-for-30-shorts-high-five-invention-glenn-burke

“Think about that feeling that you get when you give a someone the high five. I had that feeling before everybody else.”

— Glenn Burke