Beta wants me to think she's adorable. But I know that way leads to puncture wounds. @ Beverly… https://www.instagram.com/p/BAiXQZPMngu/

My laptop has a little motor on it. @ Beverly Hills, California https://www.instagram.com/p/BAiW6GBMngB/

What is the Empire Strikes Back of the Harry Potter series?

Goblet of Fire?

@okaytype Seems legit.

I wonder how much these little fascists were paid for their hit jam that’s taking the internet by storm.

Hitler Youth.

https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g

@kraykray Of course you do.

@maybekatz @gesa Here:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAiO1AYsnvg/

Friends who let me crash at their place get meals made for them. Like this tofurkey and veggies… https://www.instagram.com/p/BAiO1AYsnvg/

Not for nothing, “The Bearded Men of Space Station 11” was one of the best sketches on The State.

With all due respect @boingboing and Drew Feustel, we know that the real reason astronauts don’t have beards.

https://vimeo.com/7117832

@joshsusser seems legit

In junior high, I made a model of Sputnik by duct taping straightened out wire hangers to a beach ball spray painted silver.

#Dream: @crystaldbeasley and I climbed trees and dodged *very* large cows with underbites in a town whose bridges had one word names.

@kraykray https://xkcd.com/150/

@evanphx @drbrain @mattetti @cashion @SoManyHs fuck yes!

I busted @awnuhkuh outta the clink today. It was a high speed get away. @ Fountain View Subacute… https://www.instagram.com/p/BAf_gbTsngx/

I got to see #rooftopthecat the other night. I'm looking for a forever for home for her. If you… https://www.instagram.com/p/BAf_LtksngM/

@leppert @zachklein “TIME OUT!”

“Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.”

“Under Pressure” isolated vocals.

/by David Bowie and Freddy Mercury.

https://youtu.be/uMQb9LCNGxs

♫ This is my jam.

“You My Everything”
(Live at Eden Sessions 2014)

https://youtu.be/s6x_hRug1_k

/by @elliegoulding

If this Falcon 9 video doesn’t give you goose bumps and a smile, you’re probably not wired up right.

https://youtu.be/ANv5UfZsvZQ

@jessicard Senior Boo Dog Developer™

“You just closed your milestone: MVP.”

😃