1. French military's final Morse code message in1997:

    "CALLING all. This is our last cry before our eternal silence."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_code

    "Lemme tell you a secret. It's called The Secret."

    "Here's another secret. You're an asshole."

    http://youtu.be/H-gfxjAaZg0

    /by @garfunkeloates

    Aunt Sally is throwing a stick at a thing on a pole and knocking the thing off the pole without hitting the pole.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Sally#The_game

    "I will ____ until the heat death of the universe" is such a good line.

    Well played, @jkottke.

    http://kottke.org/14/04/how-to-make-a-watch