It's 5am. Guess who can't sleep again?

RT @JADEDPUNKHULK: WU-TANG RELEASING ONLY ONE COPY OF NEW ALBUM. THERE ABOUT 50 BANDS ON VICTORY RECORDS THAT COULD TAKE LESSON FROM THIS.

@jina You should start writing lyrics to it and sing along.

@msjennmurphy Definitely not.

I've started using @veronicamars character names in user stories (instead of Jane, John, etc).

I wonder if Apple's internal use of WebObjects is an ongoing fork of the Objective-C version or the Java version.

“Whatta Man (feat. En Vogue)” by @TheSaltNPepa is my new jam. Listen: http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_81gq6da

@veganedge It would not be a concert. Just a meetup. And no cover.

@glennf Copy that.

@glennf Ready to share your printer info yet?

Maybe this summer, I should do a @DateEdge national tour. Show up in cities that has a collection of users. Organize a meetup. Or something.

@jessicard I've got a breakfast burrito in the toaster over (aka Grown Up Easy Bake Oven™, according to @hrrrthrrr).

@jessicard I'm currently about to faint.

@glennf "Glenn will be your book's big spoon"

I go from "not hungry at all" to "about faint from hunger" with nothing in between.

See also: Enclave and exclave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enclave_and_exclave

Today geography lesson: Kaliningrad. A Russian exclave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad

@gruber "Open always wins" is a fun jab at Google/Android. But maybe you could highlight some of the Open™ winners:
Linux
WP
WWW/HTML/HTTP

RT @wilw: Guess I'm wearing a different pair of jeans today. http://t.co/HiajQrWQGU

I like to believe that the writers of New Girl know the rules of True American. I want to know those rules.

High five to @amyokuda on her Brooklyn Nine Nine appearance.

http://hulu.com/watch/612155

Normal is the watch word.

@drbrain I thought you were just really bored.

I sweated through nine shirts in my sleep last night.

RT @Amazing_Maps: When each state peaked in population ranking

Source: US Census
- http://t.co/F9v5QTgGAG