Airport rituals.

BUR: BBQ chips and apple juice.

OAK: Auntie Anne's pretzel bites and marinara sauce.

Remember that one time when Ice-T accidentally recorded a D&D audiobook? http://kotaku.com/ice-t-accidentally-recorded-a-dungeons-dragons-audiob-1517000782?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

Wheels down at OAK.

Roughest landing I've ever been in. We fucking bounced.

But we're alive! Weeee! 🎉👍🌟

@steveklabnik go shopping.

BUR ✈️ OAK ✈️ PDX

@ashedryden they were asking for it.

@ashedryden if they're consensual, yes.

See also: The Softies. Or really anything that Rose Melberg was involved with.

On the drive to the airport today, I heard "puzzle pieces" by Tiger Trap on the radio. That song is what my wrist tattoos are from.

@thedaniel Now you have two problems.

"All right, guys, uh, listen. This is a blues riff in 'B', watch me for the changes, and try and keep up, okay?

RT @StarWarsDotGif: "It's a trap." http://i.imgur.com/TgpAsXg.gif #starwarsgif

If it's important, show up.

@kenntwofour PDX then up to SEA then Washington coast. It's for a friend's wedding.

PDX friends,
Anyone have a car I could borrow from Friday afternoon to Monday morning? I'll bring you avocados.
<3 Sb

@thedaniel @nrrrdcore See also: capitalism.

@li3n3 @simplify @takeo I'll be in PDX this tomorrow til Monday. Any chance I can pick it up in person or mail only?

♫ Can I just stay here?
Spend the rest of my days here? ♫

@Simplify @takeo @li3n3 et al.

I give up on my card number shit. When I get a new one, can I give you my old one to investigate deeper?

@jessicahische Can I commission some lettering from you for a tattoo on my arm? Really swirly like your love necklace.

That thing where you put one song on repeat and paint all night.

Trying to at least make this insomnia productive.

Reminder: 2014 is my Year of Selfish.

Tonight's dose of Whole Foods weird: Valumtimes Day kissing booth. @ Whole Foods Market http://instagram.com/p/kBXg_2MnvW/

I have an extra ticket to see @propagandhi in LA on 02-23. Who's going with me?