@wakeupcaroline Whoever. :P

And yes, super funny. I laughed out loud.

@wakeupcaroline This is why we can't have nice things. :(

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp

@wakeupcaroline #amazeballs

RT @dateedge: Lots of improvements planned for the near future.

2014!

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@drk and prime.

@tara looking good, champ.

SF. I need lunch. What doing?

@huth @jackdanger @jack Any of you around the office for lunch today?

OH: "we were talking about Grand Theft Auto."

"Yeah about it's the sexism and stuff."

@drk great! Driving. 10-15 minutes.

@Jamiegirl1 not gonna make it today. Working tomorrow?

@drk @zachklein @DIY what's the address?

RT @machikoyasuda: PVC pipes are cheap Legos for grown-ups. Made a laptop stand today. http://t.co/Hm5uh1Pzr6

@herdukeness #carebearstare

@herdukeness I drank the last raw coconut water. Thanks for sharing. :D

@zachklein @drk @DIY y'all still around if I head over there now?

@herdukeness I'm in your office!

@jlsuttles @jessicard @steveklabnik in.

I'm in the @github Oval Office. Any friends here that can come rescue me?

Broken down Loomis money truck. Hood open. Both money guards heads down on their phone. http://instagram.com/p/ijvoXQMnmj/

What's the @github office address?

@MakingOfs @jina Adam West and I have the same birthday (separated by many years, obvs).