@somethingformed @ashedryden They would email me, to tell me that they didn't have my email address. o_O

@somethingformed @ashedryden I once got to tier 3 with Wells Fargo because they were storing my email address in two places.

How was your guava harvest today? @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/iKLHCJMnmA/

@gesa @amazing_maps Reminds me of @zefrank's old Earth Sandwich project.

http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich

Pro Tip™ — get other people to write your bio.

Are you a company that cares about vegans / vegetarians / straightedge folks / punks? Do you have an advertising budget? Let's talk.

Q: Can you get an engineer to manually validate my card number against their validation code?

A: No.

RT @scalzi: Fake Nerd Guys. It. Is. PERFECT. http://fakenerdguys.tumblr.com/

RT @Amazing_Maps: Land on earth where there is also land on the other side. http://t.co/t9AXKyYpbZ

@ashedryden Email, but yes. That's what I told them. The magic words are:

"Escalate me to tier 1".

Might as well unplug my modem for 10 seconds too.

Me: "Your site thinks my card number is invalid."

Them: "Try logging out, clearing your cache, and trying again."

Do I know any Python devs in LA looking for work on a (high traffic / lotsa users / profitable company) live site? New features and bugs.

@msjennmurphy "Don't you hate pants!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1srzsTJOW2c

Vegetarian? Vegan? Looking for a room to rent in Santa Monica? Friend of a friend has one. $900

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/roo/4251558549.html

5 years of ink written into 5 years of @FieldNotesBrand memo books is about 6 grams.

https://vimeo.com/82330558

@okayjeffrey Semicolons are used to show that you went to college.

@waxpancake HAPPY FRIDAY!

@topfunky It breaks my heart that the handcrafted PeepCode blog gets redirected away now. :(

@jc00ke @rknla Fucking nerds.

I know that. You know that. But you also know what I'm talking about.

I judge you if you don't use periods (or ! or ?) between sentences in your writing.

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These are not sentence enders.

@gesa @saralang I'm ok with that.

Who do I know that works at @mailchimp?

@hirodusk For @cascadiaruby name badges, I used a .ai <=> .svg roundtrip.

.ai template => .svg => ruby script => N * .svg => .ai to print.

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