@gesa @jlsuttles It was 77º in LA today. Shorts and tshirt.

Gross. Someone just sent a new born baby photo to everyone@. That's gotta be an HR violation, right?

@msjennmurphy Just start small.

TTNC < 0.

@snapchat This is my daily plea to extend the character limit on usernames so I can sign up and keep mine.

@eliseworthy It's a collection of songs, all with music videos.

@indirect It is kinda weird, huh?

RT @jefflembeck: @veganstraightedge I feel like iTunes is trying to tell me something, like something exclusive has been released - https:/…

The iTunes store right now has nothing but "Beyoncé: Exclusive Visual Album" in the feature carousel. 5 times.

@drk No.

@drk I'm surprised that mag stripe readers never caught on for hardware keyboards.

OH:

"Our release cycle is:
Always go. Never not go."

RT @jessicard: HELLO WHO WANTS A KISS
http://i.imgur.com/MO8jUU9.gif

@jessicard @ashedryden Talk to @evanphx about his Artisan Shade Grown Random Number Generator™.

@lamayorsoffice Thank you.

You know what's terrible?

Accidentally stepping on a dead pigeon in your driveway. That's terrible.

@ericgarcetti This is your old stomping ground. I wish you would do something to help this neighborhood instead of ignoring it.

RT @heartshapedsky: "We all need to feel seen and heard and valued. And we all deserve to have those needs met. You are no exception." http…

Twelve O'Clock Boys:
Documentary about dirt bike gang in Baltimore that fucking hates cops. I can get down with that.
http://youtu.be/gOMQY6k16TU

@evanphx There are no cars on my lawn.

@evanphx that's not the question I asked.

Is spraying someone with a garden hose assault? How about spraying a car?

Asking for a friend.

@jessicard Yellow card.

@jessicard You're very wrong about this one.

@jessicard How would you have us name our files?