@ashedryden You need a sleep hacker to disrupt that industry.

@ashedryden Inefficient™

Who do I know that works at @Shopify? They think my @Simplify card number is invalid. It's not.

@evanphx @steveklabnik don't yak back

@Shopify You think my Visa card number is not a valid card number. I think your regex is too conservative.

Escalate me to tier one please.

@gesa So... we take the rest of the day off, right?

Is Campfire broken right now?

"... — or those of the police or the NSA. It’s best to shoot them all down."

— @brentsimmons

http://inessential.com/2013/12/03/ack-ack

2/2

"I don’t know how I could tell Amazon’s harmless, happy-day drones from Google’s real-time people-watchers ..."

1/2

Lunch spread with @hrrrthrrr. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/heV1T_snpM/

Today's backyard harvest. Cameo by Rooftop the #produceinspectorcat. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/heR08esnj8/

For the record, I always call @pivotaltracker "Tracker".

Words matter.

@AdamHertz There was a info modal about it the first time you fired up after installing iOS 7.

@AdamHertz Pull down on your home screen. But not from off screen.

Rooftop the #windowwatchingcat. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/heJM48MnoN/

@jlsuttles @jessicaspacekat And a motor, right?

@jessicaspacekat Me too. (Except, it's not a bike at all.)

When there's a cat laying on top of the blankets, do you feel A) trapped or 2) terrified?

I mean, if you're gonna eat a cup of chocolate pudding at 3AM, you might as well eat four. Right?

@nirvan @ciclavia Hollywood, please.

@seanbonner Good to hear.

@seanbonner Heard there was an earthquake nearby. Hope you're ok.

@nrrrdcore Also, I sleep chest down with my knees bent and my feet in the air. So I need my freedom to move.

@PowerLlama finally!

@nrrrdcore trapped and freaking the fuck out.