What will you trade for an avocado shipped to you? @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/hMZraEMnuq/

Someone write a blog post for me about why sending everyone@ emails is Bad™.

@jbarnette @bkeepers Prove it.

I have fuerte avocados (from The @Farmhouse tree) to trade for goods and services. Will ship to continental U.S.A.

Make me an offer.

OH: "BUT IM TOTALLY DOING THE [redacted] SITE AND ITS WORKING AND I CANT BELIEVE Y'ALL BUILT THIS ITS EFFING AWESOME"

@ashedryden Yes.

@ashedryden Here's the only trick you need to know:

"Escalate me to Tier 1."

Works every time.

If you showed me Facebook for the very first time as it is today, I'd tell you that it's a link sharing site.

@jessicard Just run all of your life decisions by me and I'll tell you what's what.

@jessicard task rabbit some Golden Era instead.

@jessicard abort!

Cute mail of the day from @bendyworks. Thanks! @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/hMKR9PsnpE/

@amilum so good

Really, this is why BuzzFeed exists. Thank you for this, BF!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/gifs-that-will-make-you-laugh-every-time

@amilum "Not sure how I happened upon it"...

[Reveals "Gillian Anderson's Laugh video" search in browser history.]

I grew up calling all fizzy sugar water "coke". Now I call it "sodie pop".

https://vimeo.com/80310253

@zachklein :thumbsup:

@zachklein DM me the @DIY address and I'll ship you some avocados.

@zachklein Also, how big is your backyard? How many fruit trees do you have? :P

@zachklein ZING!

Just stop it with the face tattoos, yeah?

Anyone wanna buy this Audubon Field Guide Boxset for The @Farmhouse?

http://www.bestmadeco.com/products/audubon-toolbox

RT @waxpancake: Goldieblox and the Three MCs: the facts and myths about how fair use applies.
http://waxy.org/2013/11/goldieblox_and_the_three_mcs/

@jkottke For your posting consideration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR17n0u3U-Q

Michelle Steilen.
Rebel girl, you are the queen of my world.

http://youtu.be/mR17n0u3U-Q