1. Can we rip YAML out of our Rails apps, please? Can we just use Ruby instead? Am I missing something major?

    https://gist.github.com/veganstraightedge/aa328e9d4e0a008f9f81

    Remember that one time when the fucking cops tried to literally catch skaters in a big net? And failed miserably.

    http://youtu.be/2cF8oA0zn7A