@objo You should prolly make an exception for @Farmhouse Conf 5, since it's the final show. ;)

So, liberals. How are you feeling about your president these days?

Still not my president.

It's amazing what one can do with a little bit of human muscle and a long enough lever (and well placed fulcrum).

Thanks, Archimedes!

Looks like @civthedog is more intimidated by Rooftop, than the other way around. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/dX9W8NsnoI/

Is this rebar bent enough for the candy cane method?

/cc @thedaniel @court3nay @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/dX85FwMnnQ/

#burningman friends,
@awnuhkuh and I will be camping around 2:30 and Airship. Come by and say hi. <3

@coketweet A tidal wave of green lights on Santa Monica heading west.

@jeffrafter RIGHT!

@jeffrafter I don't remember. :/

@OnTheJumbotron It's what to say to cops if they're shaking you down.

"Come back with a fucking warrant."

Say it with me:

"Am I being detained or am I free to leave?"

"I do not consent to a search of my person or my property."

@ajsharp Step 3: profit!

@nirvan @imagination BOOM! That's huge.

@ajsharp every time I read the "nerd hacks for better health", I think "tl;dr. veganstraightedge." 😉

Remember that scene in Beetle Juice where he's in the waiting room? That but at the DMV. @ Department… http://instagram.com/p/dXroy9MnqG/

@ajsharp the things that we qualify/rationalize.

@ajsharp "I don’t do drugs. Well, alcohol is a drug I guess so there’s that."

@drbrain A: Allow me to renew my registration at the self serve machine, apparently.

Smog Check index.

Maximum allowed nitrous oxide (NO) ppm : 738.
My car's average score : 32.
Miles on my car : 130235.
Car year : 2004.

Getting smogged. @ Smog Check http://instagram.com/p/dXnCDRMnih/

RT @tomcoates: Mediumsplaining is so fetch.

@burningman With all the stories of cops already, maybe it's worth telling people about how to deal with them.

http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/58967712305/some-useful-tips-from-copwatch

Friends going to @burningman, please read this about how to handle cops. It's important to know your rights.

http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/58967712305/some-useful-tips-from-copwatch

@coketweet Are you going to Burning Man?