This 12 year old Egyptian kid is smarter and more informed than 90% (probably more) of all Americans.

http://youtu.be/QeDm2PrNV1I

@courtneyriot Totes.

Looks like @GitHub and @Heroku have synchronized my billing cycle. Invoices! PEW PEW!

@courtneyriot I like my toys to brand match. :/

@courtneyriot I'm trying to sell my Withings scale to a friend who might be getting the Pulse. Then I'd buy the Fitbit scale. Maybe.

Remember when you could only get a FitBit tracker and a Withings scale and they were like "SUPER FRIENDS!"

Now they both make both.

Oh snap! Withings made a FitBit-like device that also has a heart rate monitor built in.

http://www.withings.com/pulse

Yesterday, I woke with Liz Phair music in my head.

Today, it was Roads to Space Travel music.

It makes deciding what to listen to easy.

RT @ioerror: I think @ggreenwald is courageous and he inspires so many; his courage is contagious!

@evanphx @qrush @_jamesaanderson @steveklabnik also include @johnbender @al3x @solarce Et al

@evanphx @qrush @_jamesaanderson @steveklabnik will there be unfrosted strawberry poptarts?

RT @0x17h: NYPD Releases Harmless [not quite: http://i.imgur.com/IwH5yfV.jpg -ed] Gases in Subway for Chemical Weapon Study http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYPD-Brookhaven-Gas-Subways-Chemical-Weapon-Study-Equipment-Installation-214692501.html

Last year's bell pepper plant has three bell peppers!

http://instagram.com/p/bm-7rXMnvd/

Civ is #helping. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/bm_KyXMnv1/

Piggyback sunflower. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/bm-fO9Mnuw/

Vex. @ The Farmhouse http://instagram.com/p/bm-ZSkMnul/

@mislav https://github.com/mislav/twin/pull/1

@fixie Nope. I considered it for a time. But I still love @flickr. So, I'm really just squatting the usernamespace. :/

@fixie http://500px.com/veganstraightedge

My team really know how to do meetings. Punch and get out.

@indirect Roger that.

@indirect BOOKMARKED!

@indirect Google Takeout, YouTube edition barfed on this one video because of that music playing in the background is "copyrighted".

@indirect Thanks! Your new title shall be:

Shane's AV Tech!

@bmizerany Emotions™ add-on.