Fucking hell.

Helicopter/s just flew by my house so low that they shook the walls. They're so loud they set off car alarms.

@jina Achievement unlocked!

RT @opensource: We need the help of an attorney or someone practiced in setting up CA and federal 501c3 non-profit orgs.

info@opensourc ...

RT @relsqui: "Gender-neutral" means using a combination of renewable gender sources and buying gender credits to offset your factory's g ...

@tomcoates Me too.

"A unix time stamp of my wedding date designed in SVG" — @tabatkins

http://instagram.com/p/S2D78OF2M9/

/by @jessicahische

@erinjo And frankly, they're prolly the working poor, not the working class. :/

@erinjo They commute in?

An RSS of bloggers?

@hrrrthrrr Woof! Sorry, pal.

New @farmhouse Conf 4 speaker: @ThisErikaLife!

http://farmhouse.la/conf/4#erika-brooks-adickman

Is my shoe wet?
Is my FOOT wet?
Did @civthedog drool IN my shoe?
Ugh.

@chr1sa Would you speak at @Farmhouse Conf in Hollywood, CA under a 100 year old avocado tree?

Theme: Future
May 4.

http://farmhouse.la/conf/4

“Wildside” by cmhhtd is my new jam. http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_59eutaj

@tehgeekmeister Oh. Maybe just not in the internet versions.

@drbrain Not true. They opened with action. Then the opening credits.

I love that Games of Thrones doesn't waste my time or theirs with a "Previously…" before the season premier. They just dive right in.

@brixen Where can I sign up for the monthly newsletter?

@brixen Sounds exciting. Tell me more. Tell me more.

Spotted a Tesla.

@elonmusk, is this you? @ ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood http://instagram.com/p/Xlpv2ssnsI/

@evanphx Did you just mash at the keyboard for that last tweet?

RT @drbrain: Carbide lamp http://t.co/qAHKgo3eyp

@j3 Yikes!

So... the Cubs are gonna win the pennant this year, right?

RT @WehoDaily: RT @TheTomWebster: @wehodaily Guy doing a breast cancer self exam in the street. http://twitter.com/TheTomWebster/status/318840117299126273/photo/1