RT @topfunky: TIL "out of pocket" is business speak for "offline".

Developers: please start using "out of pants" to mean "writing code".

RT @jcoglan: "I'm going to prison for arithmetic. I added 1 to a fucking number on a public webserver. Fuck this country." -- @rabite

@bleything That's how it starts. :D

RT @ashedryden: You know who has about the same percentage of women as the tech industry?

Congress.

@lightcap That's hilarious. Maybe next year.

RT @michaelklishin: I have at least 3 projects that I haven’t been using for one or more years but the community keeps improving them. T ...

RT @rbxbx: I henceforth dub refactoring without tests to be "freefactoring". Like freejazz. Don't let the man get you down.

@crimethinc @brewster_kahle @internetarchive Nice!

"That's not a plan. That's a shit sandwich without bread."

@cindyli @chrismessina @flickr Great! Thanks!

RT @waxpancake: Know Rails? Two of my favorite people—@bfod and @brandonnn—are working on a secret thing and need a little help. https:/ ...

@chrismessina Whoa! Do you know if @flickr treats #hashtags as the same thing as old school Flickr tags?

@DaveyHavok What address should I use to email you about a thing? You can DM if you want.

RT @emachnic: Fun fact: http://Railsinstaller.org is now running on RBX and Puma /cc @brixen @evanphx

@cassieisvegan Freal

@johnbender Right?!

@eliduke #41.

Friend of yours?

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/03/animals-in-the-news/100474#

#34 Raccoon!

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/03/animals-in-the-news/100474

@wayneeseguin Any word on the SSL cert for rvm dot io?

@amilum Never heard of that kind before.

The Something Index:

Numbers of apps I've had to open and use to reply to this one email : 6

RT @thedaniel: “is our css floating elements our clearfixes cant' cash?” - @nakajima

RT @EFF: Our official reaction to the NSL ruling: "This small step should help restore balance between liberty and security." https://t. ...

@drbrain Uh oh. Not I'm scrrrred.

@drbrain Thanks!