The guy next to me on the plane was total china shop bull. Leaned over the arm rest and spread his legs the whole time.

Wheels down at BUR.

@k_tron you're thinking of crows

@sixwing that's pretty good.

A riot of punks
A drama of rubyists.

@tonyxprice LA show soon. :D

RT @seanbonner: Selfishness kills serendipity. We create more luck through generosity. #SxSWLucky

What is the collective noun for a group of punks?

@dpiddee I dunno. Some conventional root directory. (Not called "Files")

I also wouldn't name them all FileFile.

Rakefile. Gemfile. Gemfile.lock. Guardfile. Procfile.

All naming issues aside, I wish things would stop polluting my project root.

@defiler It's yours to write. I give you the first two lines for free. Give them life.

At the airport, you'll find:
Grown ass adults with their phone ringer set to loud. Grown ass adults chewing crackers with their mouth open.

Quote unquote Flat Design quote unquote. I'm for it.

In SkyClub, you can bring food inside if it's in your bag. But if it's only in its bag, it must wait outside. Like a second class citizen.

There's a gang wearing all blue that're forcing people to remove their belongings from their person, then blasting them with radiation.

@defiler :D me too!

I'd like to report suspicious activity at this airport.

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@defiler Interesting. When the video is out, I'd love to hear which slides could be moved. Thanks!

@defiler How'd you like my talk? Any notes?

@defiler Likewise. I had a great time. Great conf. Never get to see everyone / enough. :/

The ability to read a name off of an id should be a prerequisite for being a customer service desk person.

@defiler So bummed we didn't get to hang out in Bend. :(

New name for @ryanbigg: Captain WaxyPants. Get into it.

/cc @jremsikjr @daveystevenson @rbxbx @thoward37 @lightcap

Wheels down in PDX. Short layover.

RDM ✈ PDX

Here's some "proactive" "predictive policing" for you:

Cops will kill people. Might as well imprison all if them now.