"I was scared of a monster. And I thought of pizza.
And juice."

http://vimeo.com/58659769

"Wealth Inequality in America"

http://youtu.be/QPKKQnijnsM

@drbrain @timbray =~ 2.0.314159265359

@chrismessina were you at @photomatt's apartment for his @wordpress 1.5 upgrade party way back when?

@steveklabnik Hop an Amtrak.

I have no idea what's going on with this blanket. Send help.

See also:

"Capitalism Stole My Virginity"

http://youtu.be/mUU1Qb0nZbU

“Smash It Up” by The (International) Noise Conspiracy is my new jam. http://t.thisismyjam.com/veganstraightedge/_4zno3vx

A little game I play with myself when I'm writing / giving a talk is to see how many song lyrics I can sneak in there.

@kobier @confreaks My "Your Slides Suck" talk video isn't loading. :(

http://www.confreaks.com/videos/488-larubyconf2011-your-slides-suck

"Ruby doesn't scale. We all know that. So, by transitive property, slides about Ruby don't scale."

— Me :D

http://youtu.be/QO0cM48LliI

@shanley And really, what ISN'T a carrier for butter?

Goddamn, writing is hard.
But editing is so damn rewarding.

@lightcap @jremsikjr @steveklabnik @amerine @jsullivandigs @kobier I don't do well before 10a. I'll be around for lunch though.

Explosions in the Sky, still.

Anyone going to @rbonales with a good wireless clicker that I can borrow for my talk? Pretty please?

I'm speaking at @rbonales on Friday @ 9:15am about punk rock and open source. See you there or on the live stream.

@adra21 Yikes!

RT @rbonales: The schedule is live: http://ruby.onales.com/schedule

The @rbonales schedule is up.

http://ruby.onales.com/schedule

@lightcap @bleything The belt really ties the room together.

@adra21 They only really last WHILE one is peeing. You'd need an especially trusting pee buddy.

RT @mollycrabapple: both amused and horrified by the number of white dudes who think that cops would never arrest people for no reason. ...

@amilum And what else am I gonna do with my time when I'm peeing?

@amilum They're just bubbles. Of pee. Which is mostly water.