Dear Bill Murray,

If you ever want to go to a @Cubs game with me, I'll buy the first round of peanuts.

<3 Sb

Not a dry eye in the room.

#xoxofest

PTSD Load Letter

I cry at #xoxofest more than any other event.

I still miss #aaronsw.

#xoxofest #flattop with @ashedryden.

#LittleMisadventureTime @ Sweetpea Baking Company https://instagram.com/p/7i8BUXsnmY/

Whole fucking Bowl!

#LittleMisadventureTime #xoxofest @ Revolution Hall https://instagram.com/p/7itkqfsnlk/

Wheels down at PDX.

MDW ✈️ OAK ✈️ PDX

@gesa Woof.

I'm flying to PDX today to hang out with the #xoxofest folks this weekend (and find a job). Even though I don't have a ticket to attend.

I *almost* put on sweatpants to wear to the airport today.

Then I realized that I haven't completely given up on life yet.

I mean, just chew your food with your fucking mouth closed. At least while you're in public. You fucking monster.

In the past 14 years airports have gone from hopeful and exciting to anxious and scervous. For me, 100% of the change is because of TSA.

Somehow Other People’s Food smells worser and worser at an airport than anywhere else.

#LittleMisadventureTime portraits : grandma (Shirley), Mom (poovey0409), step-sister (jpbirdie12) and… https://instagram.com/p/7eTNGNsnjq/

#LittleMisadventureTime portraits : poovey0409. @ Stony Creek Elementary School https://instagram.com/p/7eS08psni5/

PDX friends: anyone out of town that needs a house-sitter or have a guest house thing that I could crash in this weekend?

@johnbender #truefaxmachine

@willolovesyou Thanks, W.

@johnbender Who knew that all it took was a heat wave to turn you vegan. 😘

@timocratic 😜

🎵 This is my jam.

“Tell It To My Heart”

https://youtu.be/Ud6sU3AclT4

/by @Taylor_dayne

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