Hulio Muckduck.

RT @zoetica: Survey time: If I were to give a 30-minute, me-specific talk on the theme of "disruption", what would you want to hear me t ...

You know the story @chadfowler making a list of everyone he wanted to work with and then he started hiring all of them?

I've got a list.

"Injuries that occur in the workplace or during the course of any employment for pay,benefit, or profit;"

WHAT!?

"Committing, attempting to commit, or taking part in a felony or assault, or engaging in an illegal occupation;"

"Intentionally self-inflicting bodily injury or attempting suicide while sane or insane;"

Instigating or actively participating in a riot;

War, or any act of war, whether declared or undeclared;

(2/2)

Things Not Covered by Accident Insurance, an Incomplete List:

(1/2)

Pig rescues baby goat from the water.

http://youtu.be/g7WjrvG1GMk

RT @tara: Twitter is making me sad.

RT @businessinsider: The Woman Who Ruined A Fresco Of Jesus Is Now Suing Her Church http://read.bi/R3cvGN

Sparrow.app

#neverforget

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Tavish Murdock after just licking @awnuhkuh in the face. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/Pz9Y4zMntV/

Tavish Murdock licking @awnuhkuh in the face. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/Pz9QGhsntL/

The Texas Golden ready to eat. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/Pz9IdgMntH/

My face is looking pretty lumberjacky these days. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/Pz8-UgMntA/

Me listening to a Texas golden watermelon like a boom box. Or 80s cell phone. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/Pz81Y_sns6/

Yesterday's harvest: Texas Golden watermelon. And @awnuhkuh. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/Pz8uh2sns4/

Garden girl, @awnuhkuh. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/Pz8mxPsns0/

@merbist The floor still works.

j/k.

Hot Cheetos and Takis in the wild. @ Route 66 Gas http://instagr.am/p/Pz8d8osnsu/

That urinal still doesn't seem quite right. @ Route 66 Gas http://instagr.am/p/Pz8Q6Xsnsm/

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