Newman is here too. NEWMAN!

Madeline Bistro!

These bastards stole my car last night. #acab @ Hollywood Towing http://instagr.am/p/NHmW9Psnid/

@bleything that's because it's a terrible syntax.

@tenderlove food prep is one of the few employable skills that the punks possess.

See also: voodoo doughnuts in pdx.

RT @hrheingold: Archaeologist thinks beer-brewing led to civilization. http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/alcohol-s-neolithic-origins-brewing-up-a-civilization-a-668642.html

RT @MLB: Even in Hollywood, the Padres couldn't have scripted a crazier way to win a game: http://atmlb.com/NtR9QB

RT @kneath: This time is different, the big rewrite/redesign will really work.

RT @grok_: NYAN FAX! Call a number, get never-ending printout of Nyan Cat: http://prostheticknowledge.tumblr.com/post/27084151568/nyan-fax-call-a-fax-number-for-a-never-ending (via @prostheticknowl @technollama)

RT @pearfalse: “Your card number must not contain spaces!” We put a man on the moon. You can take the fucking spaces out.

Fortunately, everyone is friendly and forgiving.

I'm at the premiere of "I'm fine, thanks". 30 minutes in the DVD player froze and rebooted. They're scrubbing thru back to the spot.

RT @TheOnion: VIDEO: Superman fan says flying man carrying buses still more plausible than profitable Daily Planet #OnionReview http://t ...

@dbussink have fun!

@dbussink Go to at Veggie Grill in The Farmers Market / The Grove lot. Order the Santa Fe crispy chicken sandwich.

@evanphx can back me up.

@dbussink what part of LA are you trying to eat in?

RT @Gibbstack: Can't believe it's 2012 and people are still doing the 'Tomahawk Chop.' So fucking racist.

If you or anyone you know is ever subpoenaed by a grand jury, here's how to conduct yourself.

http://pastebin.com/q0hTkwFh

Achievement unlocked! GARBAGE PAIL KIDS CARD FOUND! @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/NFHlqHsnow/

Achievement unlocked! Old wallpaper found. @ The Farmhouse http://instagr.am/p/NFHGm2snoZ/

@deadprogram Yep.

I've further commented on the "Open Conference Expectations" adding my thoughts about a "Priority of Constituencies".

@susie_c *What* and *the fuck?!*

@deadprogram Ask @eliduke.

RT @jason_Curran: If you don't follow me, DO NOT retweet me