@janaboruta Did she misspell your name too?

RT @swrve: Seriously, if you car's fender is dragging on the ground you should probably hang up the phone.

RT @kellyjeanne: OH "Oh it's a book? That might be fun to have, except for the fact that then we'd have a book"

Maybe the best set of books ever made about our solar system.

http://vimeo.com/34894951

@bikeswarm Daw. Isn't that just the sweetest thing to tell a boy? XOXO

@n8duke BUY NOW!

@johnbender @bookis Isotonics is in coconut WATER.

RT @jamesgolick: rubbyists always solving the hardest of problems https://github.com/rack/rack/issues/332

RT @rands: Why are software development task estimations regularly off by a factor of 2-3? http://j.mp/xw8TUv

RT @wired: The exact date of Ice Cube's "good day," arrived at through shrewd deduction. http://bit.ly/yRjlkv

RT @tapbot_paul: I'd like to see @twitter create an account that auto tweets every time a tweet is withheld with a link to the tweet and ...

RT @bookis: Dear Food Industry™ if you make a product that doesn't have coconut milk in it, PUT SOME IN!

@geeksam Nope. Me + @bleything = #shaything forever.

I just saw for the first time a pescatarian restaurant.

OH: "Turn your head a millimeter to the left."

I mean, really?

One of @CivTheDog's favorite things to do: drink a bunch of water then immediately lick someone's hand/leg/laptop/whatever.

I really love getting new @instagram followers. I feel like I'm way more interesting there than here.

@johnbender I know.

@johnbender "Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun." Best lyrics in the history of lyrics.

@johnbender What about me and our long history together makes you think that I don't genuinely love Rebecca Black's Friday?

@johnbender I wasn't trying to trick anyone. That video is totally amazeballs.

@tenderlove xoxo

Them: "Do you miss working with @tenderlove?"

Me: "Of course. He's the best."

@Spencer_Allen In that both of them are totally awesome, yes.

@eliduke Copycat.