1. Alternate plan: I need roommates in LA.

    3 bedroom
    1 bathroom
    House
    Big backyard
    Avocado, lemon & guava trees
    Staring in Jan

    $750 / month.

    OH: "Don't worry about it, we'll just stay with @hrrrthrrr. If that doesn't work out, we'll stay with @evanphx." — @bookis and @eliduke

    We accidentally jay walked RIGHT in front of a cop car turning into us. Instead of ticketing us, he just yelled "RED LIGHT, DUMB ASS!"

    Oh gods. This cab driver nearly hit 3 different groups of people whilst pulling outta his parking spot.

    If you don't hear from me again...