A ladybug and @brke. @ Kokua Market http://instagr.am/p/Yn9CP/

Good luck to you today! @ Glazer's Coffee http://instagr.am/p/Yn8jf/

You're local. Stay local. @ Glazer's Coffee http://instagr.am/p/Yn5-w/

@jlsuttles I did manage to stand up and catch one good wave.

Today:
- ate food
- Waikiki beach fun
- surfed baby waves
- ate more food
- ate more food
- got a haircut from @brke
- shaved my face off

RT @DisneyPixar: Your story will probably end up looking nothing like you thought it would. Embrace it.

@loimp into it.

The ~20,000 marathoners that are running the Honolulu marathon in 6 hours are prolly *really* hoping the rains stop soon.

@jina clean up after yourself.

OH: after @eliduke had steamrollered @brke and @bookis "OK. I guess I'll put my underwear on now." — @bookis

Is Skrillex dubstep?

"OK. Now where's the lube?" — @eliduke http://instagr.am/p/Ye---/

OH: to @eliduke "I'm sure we can lube you up." — @bookis

Writing postcards back to you chumps on the mainland. Email me an address if you want one.

@reidmix @eliduke @bookis I'm asking you which one would you say is gay?

@suss let's say, for real.

@tjnelsonjr 💘

If you were told that @eliduke or @bookis is gay, which one would you say it is?

Kind of @brke and @bookis at the beach. @ Waikiki Beach http://instagr.am/p/YdUMQ/

And... @bookis at the beach. @ Waikiki Beach http://instagr.am/p/YdSy6/

Brace yourself for this shot of @eliduke at the beach. It's a bit OW OW! @ Waikiki Beach http://instagr.am/p/YdQ_a/

Scott at the beach. @ Waikiki - Honolulu http://instagr.am/p/YdPCr/

Turns out, @eliduke is not very good with plastic forks. \m/ @ Down To Earth http://instagr.am/p/YdM_p/

Oops, forgot to geolocate that last toot.

I'm at Waikiki beach or whatever.