It's called Security™. Duh. @ Laughing Horse Books http://instagram.com/p/frXkoCMnlM/

@tomcoates I mean... Neither do I. I was asking for a friend.

@carllerche backed.

I show up in Portland with no particular plans. I just keep it fast and loose.

Tonight Aaron told me that "doing the @gregbennick".

@gesa Nah. Just normal Hollywood weather.

@tomcoates don't you?

@gesa dunno. Ask google?

Not the prettiest, but adequately hot and chocolate. @ Tin Shed http://instagram.com/p/fqBmh4snkd/

What's it called when two spoons are facing each other & one spoon pushes the other spoon outta the bed with its knees? Asking for a friend.

Everything about me is tired. But my brain won't stop. GO TO SLEEP, BRAIN.

@ashedryden I've got both.

1968. Hot apple cider. @ The Bye and Bye http://instagram.com/p/fo74skMngd/

Bye and Bye.

Little coffee shop show. @ Anna Bannana's Alberta http://instagram.com/p/fogLdaMnjk/

@bleything roger wilco

@ashedryden There's a #barncat at The @Farmhouse too.

This weekend's primary objective:

Find and eat a vegan corn dog. PDX, let's make this happen.

This shirt is a wolverine wearing a Wolverine costume. On neightduke. @ Fortress of Playitude http://instagram.com/p/foRbNgMnql/

@jessicard you're welcome

RT @jessicard: give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. teach a man to fish and he dies of mercury poisoning or something

@jessicard I tooted some baby duck videos last night that might be relevant to your bird situation.

@ashedryden ...but REGRET, Ashe! That shit will eat you up.

@ashedryden That's not unique to the poly set. 😉

Also, say something. #noregrets

@tjnelsonjr 🌟🌟🌟🌟

@tonx and a side of crunches!