Six and a half minutes of animals (mostly cats, because let's be honest) being (totally hilarious) "jerks". Mute it.

http://youtu.be/_vx1OVLX5Rc

Remember that time that the baby duck was real real tired, but didn't want to fall asleep but kept falling asleep?

http://youtu.be/LGrpsZ7BsQA

@gesa You'd be surprised.

@gesa Just as long as the playlist has some Destiny's Child on it!

@gesa What's the hook?

@gesa In the warm times, yeah?

@gesa In Milwaukee or SF?

@gesa HA! You organize a ~150 people event in your backyard for a week! :P

@judsonlester I'm in Bend, OR until late Sunday. But I be folks at #farmhouseconf5 would be down to play.

@steveklabnik @gesa @tenderlove Eli is on a Twitter cleanse, so I emailed him. He said he'd bring a bunch of Magic™ cards to share too.

@joshsusser The enemy's gate is down.

@judsonlester This toot wasn't about Twitter misidentifying URLs. It was about people in the world doing horrible things.

A 2 part plan to unfuck this mess:
1. Stop claiming that URLs are malware in DMs.
2. Stop t.co-ing all URLs in toots, DMs, profiles & bios.

Also, it's colossally stupid that I have to write quoteunquote URLs as actually not URLs so Twitter t.co them.

twitter[.]com and google[.]com in DMs are not labeled malware. Who else is on the whitelist?

Twitter is claiming that *all* URLs (in DMs) are "malware". That's a very specific claim. It's defamation in printed words. Libel.

@bleything That's my point.

If you try to DM the @Farmhouse URL, you get:

"There was an error sending your message: Text contains malware: http://farmhouse.la."

It's libel that @twitter is now telling people that my website is malware.

@jessicard Press and hold that button on the top right of your keyboard. That'll get rid of it.

@jessicard Was that a sext that you mistakenly sent as a public toot?

@benwoodall Yay! I'm glad it helped. I hope it all works well for you.

So many things I read about on the internet I file under O for "ordinary people do fucked up things when fucked up things become ordinary".

I just heard a Hatebreed song on a sitcom called "Back in the Game" on Hulu. The kids were trying to get tickets to the Hatebreed show too.

Tetris Stop Motion 3D Chalk Art

http://youtu.be/y0_lw5QXSvk

/via @DIY