Srsly, if someone fashioned a (shields mouth, looks around, whispers) a bomb out of peanut butter, they should be given a medal. And a job.

TSA told me that peanut butter in a jar is not allowed, but spread on the bread is ok. What, immediately followed by, the fuck.

TSA took my peanut butter, but not my jelly. The fuckers.

At Burbank flying to Palo Alto via San Jose. For new job.

@chadfowler Especially chocolate almond milk.

@diveintomark Fush and chups.

Migrated a couple very simple site from Rails to Sinatra. There. You happy now?

@drbrain Gold Star!

My friends are getting married and having kids. I think it's the time in my life when I should buy a really good ladder.

RT @farmhouse: Dog is my copilot / Beta is helping : http://flic.kr/p/9hHWX1

I bought a fridge, range (stoven) and washer today. It's like a I'm a grownup or something.

@wilw I'm at 5688 steps for today. You're winning!

@Mickipedia Paying for domain mapping and custom CSS is a small price to pay for al the other bullshit you don't have to deal with.

@Mickipedia Totes magotes. Most people think they have Special Needs™, but really most people don't.

@Mickipedia I support the switch to @wordpressdotcom. They're the Gold Standard™.

RT @seanbonner: Protip: Blog = a website with a collection of posts /// Blog Post = an individual article published on a blog.

@gilesgoatboy @evanphx http://theglif.com

http://anonleaks.ru

RT @joshuamneff: "I resign as leader of Egypt. No, not RESIGN! I REIGN! REIGN! DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!" -- Hosni Mubarak

RT @zeldman: Percentage of page that is actual content of page. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/360436/rww.png

@jbarnette Dirty rice or it didn't happen.

Tunisia. Egypt. ...Alegeria? #12feb

My dearest Safari,
You know I love you, but please don't force justify text in your Reader view. This is why. http://skit.ch/bggu

XOXO Sb

That's not a cat : http://youtu.be/chn0f5xhKiQ

@twarko That'll be the day.