1. A pint of BP exec's blood for every gallon of oil in the Gulf. Hope there are enough of you fuckers for 25 million pints. /via @RyanNothing

    My man, @tenderlove, claims I showed him HTML5 data-* attributes. I don't remember that. If someone else lays claim to it, it's theirs. :D

    RT @Marchdoe: BP wants Twitter to shut down fake account mocking the oil company. Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak ruining the ...